All these sweet treats have finally caught up to me huh

It’s very funny that a turn off for me is when a man isn’t a smoker.

Each time I’m like oh you’re scared? You’re scared of having black lungs? You pussy if you were a real man you would smoke and fight the cancer off with your alpha cells 🙄

My fave is when I go into denial about going to work it’s 20 minutes to and I’m in bed not ready like mmm it’ll be fine

I’ll just wear no makeup and throw on whatever and I can brush my hair when I get there and I’ll pack a chocolate bar and breath mint so I don’t need to eat anything either

then it’s 10 to and same thing

With the genetic code of my nose and Tamino’s nose our child could be a Roman emperor and rule with an iron fist.

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elbiotipo

OK but for real real? I was raised by a evangelical mother and a catholic father and I can 100% tell you that compared to evangelicals catholics enjoy life more.

elbiotipo

Mom: I only listen to evangelical songs all famous musicians make deals with the Devil like Freddie Mercury who was also gay and that's Wrong

Dad: *drinks wine while listening to I Want To Break Free* wine was Jesus' favorite drink it's good to drink it

elbiotipo

“Catholics all live in guilt and austerity and never have fun. No I have never been in a Latin American country why do you ask”

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sillysharkfella

I love the power mercy holds in Crime and Punishment. Showing someone mercy is not allowing them to get away with something. It is forcing them to reckon with it themselves. It is a reclaiming of agency. A refusal to be turned into something you aren't.